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  <title>Yes. Hat counts as half life.</title>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 20:30:50 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>О событиях</title>
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  <description>Электрофорез — вещь! Лежишь себе такой, как батарейка, во рту электричество, из неожиданных входов выходят провода. Одна хитрость — подобрать удачный саундтрек на эти 15 минут.&lt;br /&gt;Бодрит ранним утром.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Следом C&lt;sub&gt;&lt;small&gt;12&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/sub&gt;H&lt;sub&gt;&lt;small&gt;22&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/sub&gt;CaO&lt;sub&gt;&lt;small&gt;14&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/sub&gt;, внутривенно. Тройной внутренний пыщь. Тоже хорошо, но стоит следить за медсёстрами, разок одна из них увлеклась и едва ли не ввела всё одной порцией.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;В четыре утра начинается азан в новой мечети — самая тоскливая часть бодрствования. С одной стороны, ночь вроде как на исходе, с другой — утро на носу и пора бы уже поторопиться.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Это рассвет. Вид сбоку.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/and_you_re_just_a_piece_of_shit_but_i_can_over-look_it_today_cause_you_re_still_my_friend/3934273763/sizes/o/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3493/3934273763_fba684d12a.jpg&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;И его не очень весёлые трансформации в течение &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/and_you_re_just_a_piece_of_shit_but_i_can_over-look_it_today_cause_you_re_still_my_friend/3935053422/in/set-72157612326574368/&quot;&gt;десяти&lt;/a&gt; минут (стрелочка вправо).</description>
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  <lj:music>muslimgauze &lt;b&gt;muzzel of deceit&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">muslimgauze &lt;b&gt;muzzel of deceit&lt;/b&gt;</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 07:41:57 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Красота</title>
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  <lj:music>buffalo daughter &lt;b&gt;simoon&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:48:21 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>black holes</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/and_you_re_just_a_piece_of_shit_but_i_can_over-look_it_today_cause_you_re_still_my_friend/3383543909/sizes/o/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3621/3383543909_aaebddda7c.jpg?v=0&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid #000;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>archive &lt;b&gt;quiet time&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">archive &lt;b&gt;quiet time&lt;/b&gt;</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 00:48:45 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>cumming this summer</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5479/mrbcd066.jpg&quot; width=&quot;600&quot; height=&quot;600&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;‘Hidden Conversations’ is the follow up to Terry’s last album ‘Lookin Out’. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Following Terry’s performance at last year’s Meltdown Festival (curated by Massive Attack), Terry has once again hooked up with the British trip hop trio. On ‘Hidden Conversations’ Massive Attack’s Robert Del Naja co-wrote ‘Wings’ and ‘John Lee Hooker’ and exclusively wrote ‘Live With Me’. The collaboration of Massive Attack’s haunting production and Terry’s beautiful, emotive vocals is quite simply, stunning. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On ‘Hidden Conversations’ all the other songs were exclusively written by Terry himself. This new electronic edge complements Terry’s style perfectly and offers a new direction that will appeal to fans both old and new. ‘Hidden Conversations’ is as innovative and compelling as ever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://storage.blogistan.ru/kotuko/mu-ziq/upcomingreleases/09/summer/tchc.zip&quot;&gt;https://storage.blogistan.ru/kotuko/mu-ziq/upcomingreleases/09/summer/tchc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://storage.blogistan.ru/kotuko/mu-ziq/upcomingreleases/09/summer/tchc2.zip&quot;&gt;.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://storage.blogistan.ru/kotuko/mu-ziq/upcomingreleases/09/summer/tchc.zip&quot;&gt;zip&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Coming summer 2009&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TRACKLIST&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;s&gt;Wings&lt;/s&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sunset Boulevard  &lt;br /&gt;Hidden Conversations  &lt;br /&gt;The Hood I Left Behind  &lt;br /&gt;Once I Dreamed Of Heaven  &lt;br /&gt;Fool Me Fool You  &lt;br /&gt;Rice And Beans  &lt;br /&gt;Jessie And Alice  &lt;br /&gt;John Lee Hooker &lt;br /&gt;Live With Me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;свежак[x] завтра на лепре — послезавтра в блогистане[x] музыка блогистана[x] weather underground[x] &amp;lt;ninja&amp;gt;[x] пост без ссылки[x] пост со ссылкой[x] терри — молодец[x] дель найя — так и быть тоже молодец[x]</description>
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  <lj:music>terry callier &lt;b&gt;john lee hooker&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 21:58:36 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>~</title>
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  <lj:music>brad mehldau &lt;b&gt;river man&lt;/b&gt; live in tokyo</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">brad mehldau &lt;b&gt;river man&lt;/b&gt; live in tokyo</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:43:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Записки натуралиста</title>
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  <description>В нашем селе наступает весна.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/and_you_re_just_a_piece_of_shit_but_i_can_over-look_it_today_cause_you_re_still_my_friend/3335193869/sizes/o/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3352/3335193869_beed74747e.jpg?v=0&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;324&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid #000;&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;На деревьях распускаются первые котэ.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/and_you_re_just_a_piece_of_shit_but_i_can_over-look_it_today_cause_you_re_still_my_friend/3336028566/sizes/o/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3626/3336028566_d3fa66a674.jpg?v=0&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;326&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid #000;&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/and_you_re_just_a_piece_of_shit_but_i_can_over-look_it_today_cause_you_re_still_my_friend/3336030218/sizes/o/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3544/3336030218_fbb3555321.jpg?v=0&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;332&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid #000;&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Самые смелые из них уже готовы начать самостоятельное существование.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/and_you_re_just_a_piece_of_shit_but_i_can_over-look_it_today_cause_you_re_still_my_friend/3335192339/sizes/o/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3606/3335192339_436b8a47f3.jpg?v=0&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;327&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid #000;&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>jacques loussier trio &lt;b&gt;clair de lune&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">jacques loussier trio &lt;b&gt;clair de lune&lt;/b&gt;</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 16:49:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Я тут очень неожиданно попиарю мракобесие.</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/nevermusic/192014.html&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.archive.org/download/ca225_rb/ca225_01_front72.jpg&quot; width=&quot;283&quot; height=&quot;283&quot; alt=&quot;На картинку клац&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Clinical archives.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Для ленивых: &lt;br /&gt;Artist: Alexei Rafiev &amp; Alexei Borisov&lt;br /&gt;Title: Znamenie Presvjatoi Bogoroditsy&lt;br /&gt;Keywords: spoken word; electronic; experimental&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Additional sound fragments by Thorsten Soltau, Adam Ebringer, Kurt Leidwart, Pan sonic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Послушать и передать.</description>
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  <lj:music>frank bretschneider &lt;b&gt;star&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">frank bretschneider &lt;b&gt;star&lt;/b&gt;</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:55:35 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>И зимние фетиши</title>
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  <description>Ни разу не мог удержаться, проходя мимо. Летом — уличный жонглёр, зимой — вон что.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/and_you_re_just_a_piece_of_shit_but_i_can_over-look_it_today_cause_you_re_still_my_friend/3292748421/sizes/o/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3453/3292748421_33fa9bb9e1.jpg?v=0&quot; width=&quot;327&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/and_you_re_just_a_piece_of_shit_but_i_can_over-look_it_today_cause_you_re_still_my_friend/3293583198/sizes/o/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3349/3292755501_b4facd7354.jpg?v=0&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;336&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/and_you_re_just_a_piece_of_shit_but_i_can_over-look_it_today_cause_you_re_still_my_friend/3292755501/sizes/o/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3483/3293583198_3d58c9fc33.jpg?v=0&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;325&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>brad mehldau &lt;b&gt;cry me a river&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:47:06 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Smoke rises</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/and_you_re_just_a_piece_of_shit_but_i_can_over-look_it_today_cause_you_re_still_my_friend/3292756555/sizes/o/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3483/3292756555_6991c31165.jpg?v=0&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;328&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid #000;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Продолжаю гадать на кашице Гюбля.</description>
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  <lj:music>kronos quartet and asha bhusle &lt;b&gt;smoke rises across the river&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 02:25:57 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>h*t</title>
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  <description>&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;5&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Всё же есть здесь что-то такое, ммм, притягивающее, в музыке ли, этих двойниках, или человеке, сбежавшем из невыпущенного бьорковского «Pluto», которого, правда, по ошибке снял Стивен Кляйн, а не &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.lynnfox.co.uk/&quot;&gt;LynnFox&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Заставляют жить ожиданием тридцатого марта. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;И, вот такой любимый кадр:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4421/picture7zg1.png&quot; width=&quot;443&quot; height=&quot;356&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Поп, да, я люблю такой поп.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Кстати, я уже не буду сразу вставлять тут видео, дам &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUO6ytgWrR8&quot;&gt;ссылкой&lt;/a&gt;, — когда-то двенадцать лет назад товарищи позаимствовали линчевскую Радиаторную Женщину, причесали, покрасили в голубой цвет и поставили петь новую песню. Сейчас её зовут Ройа Араб (Roya Arab).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Голубое, двойники — кругом облагороженная смерть?</description>
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  <category>ожидания сна</category>
  <lj:music>archive &lt;b&gt;bullets&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">archive &lt;b&gt;bullets&lt;/b&gt;</media:title>
  <lj:mood>cold</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:52:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Утренне нямки</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/and_you_re_just_a_piece_of_shit_but_i_can_over-look_it_today_cause_you_re_still_my_friend/3206493523/sizes/o/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3468/3206493523_08ca729de4.jpg?v=0&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;327&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid #000;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>taeko ohnuki &lt;b&gt;femme fatal&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">taeko ohnuki &lt;b&gt;femme fatal&lt;/b&gt;</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:23:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Заразная фигня</title>
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  <lj:music>depeche mode &lt;b&gt;walking in my shoes&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:05:11 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>репост такой, подумаешь</title>
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  <description>&lt;i&gt;After Mr. and Mrs. Frazer retired, Mrs. Frazer insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Frazer was like most men — he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Frazer was like most women — she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Frazer received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Mrs. Frazer,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Frazier are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people&apos;s carts when they weren&apos;t looking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women&apos;s restroom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, &apos;Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.&apos;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. August 4: Wen t to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&amp;M&apos;s on layaway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. September 14: Moved a &apos;CAUTION - WET FLOOR&apos; sign to a carpeted area.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he&apos;d invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, &apos;Why can&apos;t you people just leave me alone?&apos; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the &apos; Mission Impossible&apos; theme.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his &apos;Madonna look&apos; by using different sizes of funnels.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled &apos;PICK ME! PICK ME!&apos;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed &apos;OH NO! IT&apos;S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!&apos;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And last, but not least ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15.. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, &apos;Hey! There&apos;s no toilet paper in here!&apos;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Regards,&lt;br /&gt;Wal-mart Management</description>
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  <lj:music>trompies &lt;b&gt;fohloza&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">trompies &lt;b&gt;fohloza&lt;/b&gt;</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 06:33:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Солнечные бури</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/and_you_re_just_a_piece_of_shit_but_i_can_over-look_it_today_cause_you_re_still_my_friend/sets/72157612326574368/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3095/3180369914_bf85874358_o.jpg&quot; width=&quot;588&quot; height=&quot;900&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>uakti &lt;b&gt;largo m1&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">uakti &lt;b&gt;largo m1&lt;/b&gt;</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:41:23 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>good news</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://i40.tinypic.com/2myn8f7.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Не знаю уж, что там и как.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Между прочим, &lt;i&gt;«Commmons/Avex marketing Ltd. and iTunes Japan held a press conference in Tokyo on 12/10 at the Apple Store, Ginza (Tokyo, Japan) to announce the March 4, 2009 release of Ryuichi Sakamoto&apos;s new original artist album - out Of noise»&lt;/i&gt;, передают более авторитетные &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sitesakamoto.com/whatsnew/&quot;&gt;источники&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <lj:music>jon hassell &lt;b&gt;ba-ya-d&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">jon hassell &lt;b&gt;ba-ya-d&lt;/b&gt;</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 22:35:18 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Об устройстве быта</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/and_you_re_just_a_piece_of_shit_but_i_can_over-look_it_today_cause_you_re_still_my_friend/3168322268/sizes/o/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1027/3168322268_ae681dfece.jpg?v=0&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;339&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #000;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;uarr; — живу на краю света.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;darr; — среди первых поселений инопланетян.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/and_you_re_just_a_piece_of_shit_but_i_can_over-look_it_today_cause_you_re_still_my_friend/3168322910/sizes/o/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3086/3168322910_278769aca0.jpg?v=0&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;329&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #000;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Читаю Эрдмана в дурном издании; он сам напал на меня, сверкая ослепительно зелёным переплётом, после того, как я необдуманно поднялся на второй этаж Дома Книги по непривычной лестнице, где-то там сбоку. Убогий такой, пришлось купить. Больше из жалости, кажется.&lt;br /&gt;К запрещённым во времена СССР пьесам местами до сих пор такое отношение, будто на дворе начало девяностых и неожиданно стало всё можно. Конечно, если это не идёт в разрез с линией партии, как случилось с Мариенгофом — к выпуску &lt;i&gt;того самого&lt;/i&gt; сериала пришлось его облагородить и популяризировать. «Это вам, потомки» было очень мучительно заканчивать, пока ещё не решил, почему.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;У нас есть телевизор, мы его даже иногда включаем, от скуки. Любимый канал — «Теленяня» с грандиозным внедрением программы «Толерантность»: на примере колонии муравьёв рассказывают о том, что встретив чужака, его следует убить.&lt;br /&gt;В «Телемагазине» ничего нового.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ещё там рядом с полкой имени Эрдмана стоит компьютер, это я только что вспомнил, туда прокралась де&amp;eacute;евушка и набирала в поиске «Бриджт Джонс». Несколько раз так. Не получив результатов, косо взглянула на меня (я там хотел тоже порыться) и побрела вниз.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Я. Я. Я. Я.</description>
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  <lj:music>ヴァガボンド + 片寄明人 &lt;b&gt;ブラック・ピーナッツ&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">ヴァガボンド + 片寄明人 &lt;b&gt;ブラック・ピーナッツ&lt;/b&gt;</media:title>
  <lj:mood>дарджилинг, сливки</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:09:32 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Μουσική της Βλόγἰστἄν</title>
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  <description>Σε ονειρεύομαι τις νύχτες.&lt;br /&gt;Σε ονειρεύομαι.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;«Μου θυμίζει μια διασταύρωση Mάσσiυε Aττακ με Στέρεο Νόβα. Ο ήχος είναι πολύ καλός και ταιριάζει με τα δικά μου ακούσματα. Γράφεται τώρα σε cd για να με συνοδεύει και στον δρόμο. Το βράδυ θα γράψω αναλυτικότερα.»&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/5655/picture3dh4.jpg&quot; width=&quot;632&quot; height=&quot;474&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;«Όσοι θέλουν να το ακούσουν ή/και να το κατεβάσουν &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/strangezero&quot;&gt;κάντε κλικ εδώ&lt;/a&gt;.»</description>
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  <lj:music>honeyroot &lt;b&gt;nobody loves you&lt;/b&gt; the way i do</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 11:27:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>ИНВАЙТЭ!11 БЛОГИСТАНЕ!!1111</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://leprosorium.ru/comments/472431&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://zippymax.undercooled.net/Bn/b_stan_box.gif&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>m&amp;eacute;tisse &lt;b&gt;lover&apos;s game&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">m&amp;eacute;tisse &lt;b&gt;lover&apos;s game&lt;/b&gt;</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:04:50 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>****!</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://wishyouweresleeping.net/stuff/sex.png&quot; width=&quot;974&quot; height=&quot;639&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>grace jones &lt;b&gt;sunset sunrise&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">grace jones &lt;b&gt;sunset sunrise&lt;/b&gt;</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 06:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>fluid invisible inaudible</title>
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  <description>Начать надо примерно с того, что в 1999 году Рюичи Сакамото совместно с Широ Такатани выпустил в свет грандиозную инсталляцию, названной оперой &amp;laquo;LIFE&amp;raquo;, где среди прочих сотни участников и Бертолуччи принимал участие Далай Лама. Рассказывать об этом бессмысленно, даже более чем бессмысленно, всё это было бы лучше видеть живьём. &lt;br /&gt;Сегодняшней же ночью мне не спалось не только из-за фотошопа, но и во многом потому, что я нервно глядел на единственный японский &lt;a href=&quot;http://shop.mu-mo.net/avx/sv/item1?jsiteid=COM&amp;amp;seq_exhibit_id=12010&amp;amp;categ_id=735&quot;&gt;онлайн-магазин&lt;/a&gt;, где можно купить этот недавно вышедший dvd.&lt;br /&gt;Для того, чтобы понять мои душевные метания, проще сходить &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?p=r&amp;amp;user=mnlg&amp;amp;page=2&quot;&gt;по ссылке&lt;/a&gt; к youtube-пользователю mnlg, у которого выложена эта же опера кусочками, транслировавшаяся каналом TV-Asahi 30 декабря 99-го года. Или почитать этот старенький &lt;a href=&quot;http://libra.ycam.jp/en/press/LIFEfii_release_e.pdf&quot;&gt;пресс-релиз&lt;/a&gt;, который мне лень переводить и цитировать.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Я в некотором смятении, надо познакомиться где-нибудь здесь со случайно забредшим японцем и провести меня по кнопочкам в магазине.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Для instant-затравки:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LIFE: 1-2 Science and Technology Oppenheimer&apos;s Aria&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;4&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Для остальных фанатов &amp;#151; другая отменная &lt;a href=&quot;http://stupidd.blogspot.com/2008/06/ryuichi-sakamoto-32-albums-goodies.html&quot;&gt;ссылка&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <lj:music>massive attack &lt;b&gt;herculaneum&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">massive attack &lt;b&gt;herculaneum&lt;/b&gt;</media:title>
  <lj:mood>беспокойстве</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:33:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Жалко вот, половину плёнки засветил, как идиот</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/and_you_re_just_a_piece_of_shit_but_i_can_over-look_it_today_cause_you_re_still_my_friend/2907085784/sizes/o/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3277/2907085784_cfd9c04e6f.jpg?v=0&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;325&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>massive attack &lt;b&gt;false flags&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">massive attack &lt;b&gt;false flags&lt;/b&gt;</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 10:22:12 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Любiтѣль музыки съ...</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://i33.tinypic.com/ivjw2x.jpg&quot; width=&quot;491&quot; height=&quot;27&quot; alt=&quot;... 1904 года.&quot; /&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>monsieur lune &lt;b&gt;moi&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">monsieur lune &lt;b&gt;moi&lt;/b&gt;</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:17:12 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>У меня тут завёлся космический сайтик</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://undercooled.net/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://undercooled.net/underc.jpg&quot; width=&quot;800&quot; height=&quot;428&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>late night alumni &lt;b&gt;empty streets&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">late night alumni &lt;b&gt;empty streets&lt;/b&gt;</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 06:12:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Хорошие вещи</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd280/swollen-nose/ChumbaBBcover.jpg&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1259/764235557_ebe1216e78.jpg?v=0&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;416&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Из последних двух дней.&lt;br /&gt;Теперь можно сниматься с якоря и жить дальше.</description>
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  <lj:music>chumbawamba &lt;b&gt;el fusilado&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">chumbawamba &lt;b&gt;el fusilado&lt;/b&gt;</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:32:05 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Кх-х-х-х! У них хостинг накрылся.</title>
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  <lj:music>laurie anderson &lt;b&gt;same time tomorrow&lt;/b&gt;</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">laurie anderson &lt;b&gt;same time tomorrow&lt;/b&gt;</media:title>
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